Jamie Babbit’s Breaking the Girls, a lesbian re-imagining of Alfred Hitchcock’s 1951 psychological thriller Strangers On a Train, is in theaters today. Madeline Zima (“Californication”) and Agnes Bruckner (The Pact) star as friends who agree to kiss and make-out with each other while plotting how to off the others enemies.

Reviews have not been kind for Breaking the Girls, but being that its written by American Psycho scribe Guinevere Turner and helmed by Babbit, who directed Elisha Cuthbert and Camilla Belle in the highly underrated psych-thriller The Quiet, I still plan to grab my penis loved one and go see it.

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