2012
03.03

German Starlet Alexandra Lesch Is Mouth-Watering in ‘Cannibal Diner’

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Alexandra Lesch (pictured above) and her scantly clad attractive costars will make mouths water in director Frank W. Montag’s German frightener Cannibal Diner.

Lesch plays a woman whose tardiness to her younger sister’s birthday party ends up being their only hope for survival when they’re abducted in the woods by cannibals. Watch the trailer; you’ll want to eat them too.

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2012
03.03

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Oscar nominee Taraji P. Henson (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) has always been a “Person of Interest” to Clatto, but now she’s piquing our curiosity with a new lead role in Screen Gems upcoming abduction thriller No Good Deed.

Directed by Sam Miller from a script by Aimee Lagos (96 Minutes), the film stars Henson as a former D.A. turned stay-at-home mom who finds her family terrorized when she takes in a stranger (Idris Elba) who’s wrecked his car in an accident.

No Good Deed goes into production next month in Atlanta.

Henson’s horror creds include the ABC tele-pic “Satan’s School for Girls,” with Shannen Doherty and Julie Benz, and numerous Tyler Perry outings.

2012
03.02

Scarlett Johansson Will Shower in ‘Alfred Hitchcock and the Making of Psycho’

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Scarlett Johansson is portraying Janet Leigh in the Fox Searchlight adaptation of Stephen Rebello’s book “Alfred Hitchcock and the Making of Psycho.” She’s joined by Anthony Hopkins as Hitchcock, Helen Mirren as his wife Alma Reville and James D’Arcy as Anthony Perkins.

Directed by Sacha Gervasi (Anvil! The Story of Anvil) from a script by John J. McLaughlin (Black Swan), the bio-pic follows the iconic filmmaker as he overcomes various obstacles to bring Psycho to the big screen.

Johansson will next be seen in geek-mesiah Joss Whedon’s The Avengers. The 26-year-old stunner is also set to play a horny alien in director Jonathan Glazer’s adaptation of Michel Faber’s novel Under the Skin.

2012
02.29

‘Piranha 3-DD’ Is the ‘Empire Strikes Back’ of Killer Fish Sequels!

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Dimension Films has released the first full-length trailer for what promises to be the Empire Strikes Back of killer fish sequels: Piranha 3-DD. Anchored by Feast director John Gulager, the fish-&-chicks frightener promises to reach new depths of depravity and violence.

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Not that it needs it, but here’s the synopsis:

Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter!

Thought they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet.

Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being…but can they be stopped?

Piranha 3-DD stars Danielle Panabaker (The Crazies), Katrina Bowden (”30 Rock”), Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future), Gary Busey (Predator 2) , David Hasselhoff (“Baywatch”), Ving Rhames (Pulp Fiction), Meagan Tandy (Unstoppable), Chris Zylka (Shark Night 3-D), Sierra Holmes (”Scream Queens 2″) and a bevy of nameless, top-heavy starlets.

2012
02.29

‘Charlie’s Angels’ Star Rachael Taylor Moves to ‘666 Park Avenue’

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Australian stunner Rachael Taylor is starring opposite “Brothers & Sisters” star Dave Annable on ABC’s “666 Park Avenue,” a new supernatural drama based on the book series by author Gabriella Pierce.

The official synopsis reads:

An innocent couple (Taylor, Annable) from the mid-west moves to New York to be resident managers of a building on the Upper East Side. There, unbeknownst to the couple, the residents have all unwittingly made deals with the Devil to have their deepest needs, ambitions and desires fulfilled.

Man, how lousy must the super be when folks have to make deals with the beast just to get their sink fixed.

“666 Park Avenue” also stars Terry O’Quinn (“LOST”) as Gavin, the owner of the cursed apartment. The show is produced by writer David Wilcox (“Fringe”), Warner Bros. TV and Alloy Entertainment, publishers of Pierce’s books.

Taylor is coming off the Summit flop The Darkest Hour. She’ll next be seen in the men-behaving-badly thriller Loft. Her previous creds include Michael Bay’s Transformers, Masayuki Ochiai’s Shutter, Gregory Dark’s See No Evil and ABC’s short-lived “Charlie’s Angels” reboot.

2012
02.28

Natalie Victoria Surrounded by Lucky Stiffs in ‘Deadheads’

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Freestyle Digital Media has set a March 6 DVD release date for the Brothers Pierce zombie comedy Deadheads. The film follows harmless undead slackers Mike and Brent as they set off to find Mike’s girlfriend amidst a zombie apocalypse.

Michael McKiddy (Silent Scream) and Ross Kidder (Sam Hell) star as Mike and Brent, respectively. Pretty Chicago native Natalie Victoria (pictured above) plays Mike’s long-lost girlfriend Ellie Masterson.

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2012
02.26

Who Wants to Spend the ‘Last Day On Earth’ with Paz de la Huerta?

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A trailer for Bad Lieutenant and King of New York director Abel Ferrara’s new apocalyptic drama 4:44 Last Day On Earth has gone online. The IFC release stars Willem DaFoe and Shanyn Leigh as lovers who decide to spend Armageddon fucking their brains out.

“Boardwalk Empire’s” Paz de la Huerta (pictured) costars in the film, but there is no sign of her in the trailer because she spends the end of days speaking in a little girl voice while completely naked. OK … that may not be true, but Clatto is a place for dreams.

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2012
02.26

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Nicole Gale Anderson is the latest addition to The CW’s “Beauty and the Beast” pilot. She joins “Smallville’s” Kristin Kreuk in the police procedural loosely based on the late ’80s CBS series that starred Linda Hamilton and Ron Peralman.

“Beauty and the Beast” follows tough NYPD homicide cop Catherine (Kreuk) and her relationship with the man/beast vigilante—a victim of a military experiment gone bad—who killed her mother’s murderer nine years ago. Anderson will play Catherine’s younger sister.

Anderson is best known to your dad for her role as sexy mean-bitch gymnast Kelly Parker on ABC Family’s “Make It or Break It.”

2012
02.25

Lily Cole Is a Good Reason to See ‘The Moth Diaries’

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IFC Films has released a new trailer for writer/director Mary Harron’s (American Psycho) The Moth Diaries. Based on the vampire novel by Rachel Klein, the film stars Sarah Bolger (“Tudors”), Sarah Gadon (Dream House) and British model-turned-actress Lily Cole (pictured above).

Set in an elite boarding school for girls, Moth Diaries follows an emotionally disturbed 16-year-old girl named Rebecca (Bolger) and her growing obsession over the budding friendship between her classmate Lucy (Gadon) and mysterious new arrival Eranessa (Cole), whom she believes to be a vampire.

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2012
02.24

Watch You Must: ‘Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope’

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A trailer for Morgan Spurlock’s (Super Size Me) new documentary Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope has gone online. The clip includes appearances by Eli Roth, Kevin Smith, Seth Rogan and a bunch of people you would never want to sit next to in a movie theater.

The Joss Whedon/ Stan Lee-produced doc was shot during the 2010 San Diego Comic-Con and follows the so-called “lives of five attendees as they descend upon the ultimate geek mecca.” The film is slated for theatrical and VOD day-and-date release on April 6.

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