Merry Christmas! I know… it’s the 26th. The tree’s already been tossed to the sidewalk and once again you’re left to wonder how all those hints you dropped for a Roku and/or a new Fleshlight somehow translated into underwear and homemade, gluten-free Xmas cookies.

Nonetheless, I wish you oodles of belated yuletide cheer and hope you enjoy the Silent Night holiday e-card I posted above for you with great care. The lass on the card, if you’re wondering, is Cortney Palm, a 5-foot-8 stunner who dies a gruesome death in the film, but only after showing off her snow globes.

Oh, come let us adore them:

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