Tribeca Film has acquired distribution rights to Hansel & Gretel Get Baked, a stoner re-imagining of the classic Grimm brothers fairy tale, starring Lara Flynn Boyle as an evil witch who lures teens into her house with pot, and then eats them to maintain her youthful appearance.

Joining Boyle in the project as siblings Hansel and Gretel are Twilight Saga star Michael Welch and 19-year-old “Castle” cutie Molly Quinn. Duane Journey directs from a script by David Tillman (I don’t know who those dudes are either, but this shyte is genius!).

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