Orphanage director Juan Antonio Bayona’s The Impossible is set in Thailand during the 2004 tsunami that wrecked Southeast Asia and stars Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor as a vacationing married couple separated in the flood.

Early word from those who caught a screening of the film at this year’s Toronto International Film Festival reveals good and bad news. First the bad news: as suspected, schools of sharks do not eat tsunami survivors as the movie’s plot is based on a true story and sharks are pussies in real life.

The good news, however, more than makes up for the lack of maneaters: Watts goes topless. She does so in a scene that is tasteful and rich in raw human emotion… so if you spank it, please, make sure to do so in a respectable manner—and, maybe, make a donation to the Red Cross or something.