Brandon Cronenberg, son of body horror icon David Cronenberg, is proving to be a chip off the old block with his directorial debut Antiviral, a disturbing thriller about a clinic that offers paying customers the opportunity to be infected with diseases carried by their favorite celebrity crushes.

Hmm. Think I’d pass on that service. I already suffer from exhaustion and alcoholism. That’s all the celebrity illness I can handle.

The film stars Sarah Gadon (“Happy Town”), Caleb Landry Jones (X-Men: First Class), Malcolm McDowell (Silent Night), Douglas Smith (“Big Love”), Elitsa Bako (“Clutch”), topless newcomer Nenna Abuwa and bottomless fetish model/actress Lady Vezina.

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