Kids today have got it made. If they want to check out some boobs, they just log on to the internet and a world of smut is at their fingertips. Back in my day, I had to walk 20 miles in the freezing snow to the local video store to grab a copy of the latest slasher to feature scream queen nudity.

Not surprisingly, I’ve since developed an appreciation for old-school inspired slashers and cheesy slasher spoofs like directors Michael Hoffman Jr. and Aaron T. Wells’ Girls Gone Dead, an ’80s throwback about an ax-wielding maniac out to slaughter six college coeds prone to losing their tops.

The film’s gonzo cast includes up-and-comers Katie Peterson and Brandy Whitford, genre fav Linnea Quigley, Sex Drive’s Caley Hayes, Penthouse Pet Janessa Brazil, Iron Maiden drummer Nicko McBrain, “Howard Stern Show” personality Beetlejuice and lesbian porn star Ryan Keely (Lesbian House Hunters).

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