If I banged my penis against my keyboard repeatedly, Strippers vs. Werewolves is the movie it would write. Currently being shopped at the American Film Market in Santa Monica, CA, the U.K. production follows a pack of vengeful lycans as they hunt down the lapdancers responsible for killing one of their kin.

Directed and produced by genius Jonathan Glendening (13 HRS), the outrageous frightener stars horror icon Robert Englund and a bevy of half-naked babes including Barbara Nedeljekova (Hostel), Sarah Douglas (Return of the Living Dead 3), Ali Bastian (“Hollyoaks”), Charlie Bond (pictured above) and top-heavy British model Lucy Pinder in her feature film debut.

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