Back in my youth, when I used to frequent bars to meet up with  hookers friends, I sometimes arrived too early and had no choice but to sit alone and pretend to watch whatever game was on the big screen. Without fail, some sports-loving social-butterfly would approach me and ask my opinion on a game, team, or player.

Unfortunately, I was too be busy setting fires and torturing small animals as a kid to ever take an interest in sports. To this day, I feel so excluded when people carry on about football, basketball, hockey, ping-pong, and so on. But, that changes today … today, I’m talking football!

Cheerleaders for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers recently took their tone and scantily-clad butts down to the Howl-O-Scream haunted event at the Busch Gardens theme park in Tampa, FL. While the maze (see video below) doesn’t look all that frightful, the girls nonetheless shriek, run, and jiggle like true scream queens.

How’s that for sports talk? Nailed it!

Now, let’s go to the video: