2011
09.20

Finally … A Slasher Movie for Your Penis: ‘Know Models Were Harmed’

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There are many horror sites and fans who revel in the genre’s blood and guts. For them, it’s all about the gore and the hatchet-wielding maniac making it all happen. But, here at Clatto, we like to focus on the more romantic side of horror, namely the busty Hollywood starlets and topless scream queens that either kill for vengeance and survival, or are murdered after seen showering, skinny-dipping, and/or having sex.

So imagine our joy when we discovered that writer/producer Steve Wolsh and director Jackson Sciarii have shot what promises to be a sexy, fun slasher that we can all watch with our penises loved ones. Entitled Know Models Were Harmed, the film follows newcomers LeeAnna Vamp, Serenity Risvik, Meghan Perkins and Jessica Benson as they desperately fight to stay alive while in various degrees of nakedness.

Wolsh tells Dread Central:

In making Know Models Were Harmed, we set out to make a darker and more intense slasher flick than had been made in recent years, without losing what makes horror fun, which in my mind is blood, guts, tits, and gore with the occasional comic relief.

Amen.

According to film’s website, Know Models Were Harmed is slated for an October 2012 release. That’s a bummer of a wait, but you can keep up with the movie (and check out more cool stills) by visiting their Facebook page.

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