Universal Pictures has officially launched the first trailer for director Peter Berg’s $200 million alien-invasion actioner Battleship. Loosely based on the Hasbro board game, the film stars Taylor Kitsch (Snakes on a Plane) as a hot-headed Naval officer forced to stop fucking swimsuit-model-turned-actress Brooklyn Decker to fight off seafaring extraterrestrials.

Battleship costars Liam Neeson (The Phantom Menace), Alexander Skarsgard (“True Blood”), Tadanobu Asano (Ichi the Killer), Josh Pence (Dark Knight Rises), Jesse Plemons (“Friday Night Lights”), Peter MacNicol (“Ally McBeal”), pop singer Rhianna, and Brooklyn Decker’s big beautiful breasts. Look for it in theaters on May 18, 2012.

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