Former “Criminal Minds” star Rachel Nichols takes her big beautiful breasts to the beach in the August issue of Maxim magazine. Along with showcasing her bikini-wearing talents, the publication scores an interview that reveals the kind of man the gorgeous 31-year-old is looking for (Spoiler Alert: It’s not you).

She says:

Confidence and sense of humor? Excuse me, but fuck that! My type is really young, short, athletic, and smart. I know, you want to be with someone who’s going to be your friend—yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want the Adonis line, the two down the hips to the waist. And a guy has to be able to accept criticism about his clothing. I can be very particular about what I like and don’t like.

Short? Athletic? Really young? I’m guessing Nichols is looking for a guy like this:

Nichols creds include Platinum Dunes 2005 Amityville Horror remake, Summit Entertainment’s underrated P2 thriller (her first starring role), and the horrible blockbuster G.I. Joe. She also starred as black-ops agent Rachel Gibson on the final season of J.J. Abrams’ “Alias” and played FBI Agent Ashley Seager on the hit CBS series “Criminal Minds.”

Nichols will next be seen in director Marcus Nispel’s upcoming Conan reboot, in theaters Aug. 19. She plays a busty warrior monk who gets into what promises to be an intense cat-fight with costar Rose McGowan’s evil witch character.

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