2011
06.27

Who Wants to Go ‘Inside the Whore’?

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If you hate women because you caught your girl banging eight black guys or, maybe, your mother just forgot to buy milk for your Froot Loops this morning, you’ll want to check out Norwegian director Reinert Kiil’s new micro-budgeted slasher Inside the Whore, a sequel to his ridiculous—but gruesome—2009 effort The Whore.

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The flick’s official synopsis reads:

While shooting the sequel to The Whore, director Reinert Kiil and his director of photography join forces in an effort to make the ugliest and most grotesque film ever made.

During production outside Kvam in Bergen, the crew and actors notice that there is something weird and strange going on when friends and colleagues begin to die in brutal ways.

The question is whether it is the Whore who has come to life looking for revenge or whether it’s actually the director who gets his dream come true about making the most horrible movie ever.

Oh, I see. The demented rapist/killer is played by Kiil himself because this is an artsy-fartsy meta film. Color me skeptical, but I have a strong feeling Kiil is jacking off to this every night before crying himself to sleep because the pretty girls won’t let him shit on their chests.

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my rape/revenge thrillers to be handled by folks with a strong sense of story-telling (I Spit On Your Grave) and/or a balls-out sense of humor (Run Bitch Run). In other words, I want to either feel bad for stroking it or laugh till it squirts.

Inside the Whore stars a bevy of Euro babes including Viktoria Winge (pictured above), Kim Sønderholm, Anette Young, Linn Cathrine Sonflå, Lisa Barsten, Aurora Huseth Bjørnhaug, Heidi Ødegaard Mikkelsen, Susanne Estelle, I.C. Hillanes, and porn star Isabel Vibe.

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