Every male on the dating circuit knows it takes a lot of money and effort to get a woman naked. After all, ruffies and charm don’t grow on trees. For those who lack game, cash, and a good drug dealer, the night usually ends with uncontrolled sobbing and a Riley Steele Fleshlight (not you though. you guys are suave!).

Imagine how great it would be to enjoy a woman’s company without wondering what she looks like beneath her clothes. One could engage her in conversations about art and cinema, argue politics and philosophy, and discuss dreams and disappointments.

Well, the good folks at Maya Entertainment want you to experience the date of a lifetime. To celebrate the release of director Tom Vaughan’s feature film debut Playing House, the L.A. based distribution house is giving horror fans a chance to win a date with the film’s insanely sexy star Mayra Leal.

The best part? You’ve already seen her completely naked in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete! That means you can be chill and geek out on movie talk. So, head over to Maya Entertainment’s Facebook Page and enter to win!

Playing House arrives on DVD on June 21.