If you’re tired of the Twilight Saga’s vampire-werewolf-human love triangle and would rather swallow some shotgun candy than watch MTV’s upcoming “Teen Wolf “ soap or director Jonathan Levine’s recently greenlit zombie-romancer Warm Bodies, you’re gonna enjoy the fuck out of Funny or Die’s “Mummy” skit.

Lizzy Caplan (Cloverfield), Adam Scott (Piranha 3-D), and Martin Starr (“Freaks and Geeks”) do a hilarious job of spoofing horror’s ongoing trend of hooking up humans with supernatural lovers in this heartbreaking tale of an adulterous and decomposing mummy’s forbidden love for a “Fleshie.”

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