Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania runs wild on you and makes you look guilty of double homicide?

That is the question that Clayton Elie, played by wrestler “Diamond” Dallas Page, will be asking himself when he moves into a small Midwest town and faces off against a vicious serial killer (Hulk Hogan) in Rock On Films’ Black River.

The wordy synopsis reads:

After losing his son to a tragic accident, Clayton Elie’s life was destroyed by alcohol abuse and violence that ended his marriage. When he moves to the small Midwestern town of Black River in an attempt to begin again, he finds himself at the center of a series of murders that echo a long dormant secret from the town’s past.

After several sleepless nights that lead to a long night of heavy drinking and a subsequent blackout, Clayton awakens the next morning to find his neighbor and her small child brutally murdered and the murder weapon inside his apartment.

When he is forced to hide the evidence by the untimely arrival of an FBI profiler, Clayton’s life rapidly deteriorates into a storm of violence, murder and small town intrigue. Is Clayton a cold-blooded killer, or the victim of a malevolent force that has descended upon the town of Black River?

I’m not a wrestling fan, but I think the Hulkster could totally play a convincing bad guy, provided he leaves his Mr. Nanny pink tutu behind and administers the dreaded butt-drag move.

Black River is directed by Joe Eckardt, whose previous work includes the 2005 documentary Champion, a biographical look at actor Danny Trejo’s vida loca.