OK, it’s Valentine’s Day and you forgot to make reservations at one of those nice restaurants where the waitresses are dressed like Medieval wenches. You also forgot to buy candy and flowers. Whatcha gonna do now?

Don’t sweat it. Our friends over at Animals Hate Us stumbled upon a rather unique Valentine’s Day gift idea that just might get you by. For $10, you can have the Bronx Zoo name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after your sweetheart. Check it out here.

Happy Valentine’s Day!