The Weinstein Company held the premiere to director Alexandre Aja’s fish-&-chicks frightener Piranha 3-D last night at the Mann’s Chinese 6 Theater in Hollywood, CA. The shindig reeled in sexy headliners Kelly Brook, Elisabeth Shue, Jessica Szohr, and moonlighting porn star Riley Steele.

While the usually cute Shue opted for an frumpy, unflattering blue number, her younger costars rocked the red carpet in formfitting outfits that showed off lots of leg, cleavage, and go-get’em attitude (Tim Gunn has got nothing on this fashionista … SNAP!).

The actresses were joined at the premiere by director Aja, producer Bob Weinstein, and vagina-less costars Adam Scott, Steven R. McQueen, Paul Sheer, Brian Kubach, and Jerry O’Connell, who showed up with Rebecca Romijn in tow. “Girl Next Door” Bridget Marquardt and British model Natalie Loren were also on hand.

Piranha 3-D centers on a spring break town terrorized by schools of prehistoric piranha set free by an underwater earthquake. Aja describes the film as a technically updated throwback to to the sensationalistic 3-D films many of us grew up with, promising a gratuitous amount of blood and boobs.

The film costars Ving Rhames (Day of the Dead), Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future), Richard Dreyfus (Jaws), Dina Meyer (Saw IV), and a bevy of SAG-card-seeking nude babes. To see nine hardcore minutes of footage, go here.

Piranha 3-D opens Friday, Aug. 20.

The following gallery is from both the premiere and after-party (courtesy of Zimbio):

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Gentlemen looking to butter their popcorn while watching Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, and Kristina Anapau in acclaimed director Darren Aronofsky’s (The Fountain) new supernatural thriller Black Swan are encouraged to employ an elegant pinky-out stroke while doing so. Judging by the film’s trailer, this is going to be a classy affair.

Take a gander, but don’t stare.  It’s rude:

Black Swan stars Portman, Kunis, Anapau, and Winona Ryder as dancers competing to land a role in their company’s production of “Swan Lake.” The film has generated a lot of buzz thanks in part to a reportedly graphic sex scene between Portman and Kunis.

Costars include Sebastian Stan (The Apparition), Barbara Hershey (Riding the Bullet) as Nina’s mother, and Vincent Cassel (The Cross) as the ballet’s director Yevna.

Black Swan will open the Venice International Film Festival on Sept 1.

A red-band trailer for director Adam Gierasch’s long-delayed Night of the Demons remake has hit the web. Despite starring  gorgeous up-and-comer Diora Baird and her stunningly naked 32-DD’s, the film is slated for DVD and Blu-ray release on Oct. 19.

Take a sneak peek:

Night of the Demons is a remake of the 1988 cult classic starring beloved scream-queen Linnea Quigley (yes, she has a cameo in the new film). The film, now set in New Orleans, follows a sexy group of girlfriends as they fight off demons at a Halloween celebration.

Along with Baird, the stroke-worthy cast includes Shannon Elizabeth (Thirteen Ghosts), Monica Keena (Freddy VS. Jason), Bobbi Sue Luther (Laid to Rest), Tiffany Shepis (Stripped), and Holly Ladnier (Jonah Hex). The film is Gierasch’s followup to his chilling 2008 debut Autopsy, starring Jessica Lowndes.

Baird’s horror creds include the upcoming Ghost House Pictures release 30 Days of Night: Dark Days, the horror-comedy Stan Helsing, and Jonathan Liebesman’s 2006 prequel The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning.

Night of the Demons vagina-less stars include Edward Furlong (Terminator 2: Judgement Day), Jonathan Beach (“Fear Clinic”)), Michael Copon (Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior), and Eric F. Adams (Autopsy).

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Tabloid star Tila Tequila was showered with rocks, bottles, and human excrement this weekend while performing topless at the 11th annual Gathering of the Juggalos four-day concert event held at Cave-in-Rock, Illinois. Tequila, who launched her career on the strength of her bolt-ons and the white man’s ongoing fetishization of Asian women, was understandably shocked by the audience reaction.

She tells E!:

Everyone started booing and I was like, ‘Alright, this is a violent and tough crowd,’ so I went out there just to try and have fun…But immediately before I got up there, things were being thrown, there was so much stuff being thrown, besides just beer bottles. I looked down and saw human poop.

These weren’t fans or people that are like, ‘Let’s embarrass her and boo her off stage,’ but looking at these people, or monsters, whatever they are, they looked very angry and violent.

Tequila’s ordeal at the mostly horror-core concert event was met with ridicule and dismissive commentary by both the public and the media. In fact, most people seem to believe that the 28-year-old former reality-show star is either exaggerating the details of what happened or—simply put—deserved to be pelted with wolf bait.

Personally, I’m deeply disturbed that a group of fat, asthmatic guys who refer to themselves as Juggalos would throw shit at a woman willing to show them her breasts. Seriously, WTF? Used to be you hit a woman if she didn’t show you her tits. My, how times have changed.

Anyway, for those of us who can still appreciate a nude woman, the folks at Egotastic scored some shots of Tequila in all her topless glory:

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A drunk man attending the fifth annual Star Wars Celebration in Orlando, Florida this weekend discovered that Adrianne Curry’s vagina was not the one he was looking for when the 27-year-old fashion model and Cos-play enthusiast had him arrested for attempting to finger her Sarlacc Pit without consent or modeling job offer.

According to Curry, the tipsy assailant reached underneath her Slave Leia robes to molest her with his keys in hand, leaving her vaginal area with cuts and bruises. Curry’s entourage quickly subdued the drunk by cracking his head against the pavement five times while Curry spat on him and called the cops.

Curry tweeted:

waiting4an hour &a half 4 cops 2 show up at orlando4 a drunk man who reached up my skirt&molested me..then tried2drive drunk away.thanks …
– cops are here..molesting pervert drunk in the back of their car.

FYI, I not only elbowed the guy in the face, I spit on him , screamed, and my friends cracked his head on the pavement more than 5 times

I am ok, have some bruising downstairs and a cut, cause i think he had his keys in his hand when he did it…but I am ok.

Man, oh, man. Curry’s hubby Peter Brady isn’t going to be happy about having his prized Podracer keyed. But, really, I’m sure the randy drunk didn’t mean to stab Curry’s twat with his house keys. Those Wookie costumes don’t have any pockets.

So, if we can learn something from this ugly incident, it is most likely that, when trying to get frisky at a Star Wars convention, we should always wear a costume with enough pockets to hold our keys, roofies, and duct tape. Something like an X-Wing Pilot’s outfit, or maybe Boba Fett (I think he’s sports cargo pants, right?).

To see photos of Curry engaged in Star Wars Cos-Play, go here and here.

A Nightmare on Elm Street’s Rooney Mara has landed Hollywood’s latest dream gig. The 25-year-old actress has been cast to play emotionally-disturbed hacker-punk Lisbeth Salander in Columbia Pictures’ upcoming adaptation of late Swedish author Stieg Larsson’s bestselling novel “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” The film, directed by David Fincher, costars Daniel Craig in the role of journalist Mikael Blomkvist and begins to shoot next month in Sweden.

Columbia Pictures will also adapt Larsson’s “The Girl Who Played with Fire” and “The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest.” Collectively known as the Millennium Trilogy, the novels have sold over 40 million copies worldwide. No word yet on whether Fincher will direct the sequels. Mara and Craig, however, do have options in their contracts to reprise their roles.

Mara reportedly beat out Sophie Lowe (The Clinic), Sarah Snook (Sleeping Beauty), French actress Lea Seydoux (Inglourious Basterds), and Emily Browning (Sucker Punch) for the part. Her recent collaboration with Fincher on his upcoming Facebook flick The Social Network is believed to have given her the edge over the others.

Larrson, a journalist and political activist, died of a heart attack at the age 50 in 2004, just before his Millennium books were published (ain’t that a bitch). According to his longtime live-in girlfriend Eva Gabrielsson, Larrson left behind pages to his an unfinished fourth book in the series.

If you think reading is for nerds and can’t wait to see Fincher’s film, you can catch the Swedish film adaptations of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and The Girl Who Played with Fire now. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest is slated for limited theatrical release in October.

Aspiring actress Laura Surrich first caught our interest this year as an uncredited slave girl in Starz’s scandalous new swords-and-sandals series “Spartacus: Blood and Sand.” Much like Tom Hanks in Cast Away, she held the screen without ever speaking a word of dialogue, relying instead on the universal language of naked boobies to capture her character’s aura.

This month, Surrich returns to our TV screens in writer/director Jason Stutter’s direct-to-DVD horror comedy Diagnosis: Death. The film follows terminally ill English teacher Andre Chang (Raybon Kan) as he subjects himself to experiments in a drug-testing facility previously used as an asylum.

Surrich plays a sexy, morally-challenged one-night stand named Tawny. The part is a speaking role and, yes, includes a sex scene (Yay!).

Surrich tells Clatto exclusively:

I think movie fans will like the quirky humor and different storyline.

My scene was I had just been on a date with Andre. We had met online and it was all about him trying to get into bed with me by taking me out to a lavish dinner. Tawny isn’t all about morals so it ends up with Andre getting what he was after.

Along with Surrich, Diagnosis: Death stars Bret McKenzie, Rhys Darby, and Jemaine Clement, better known collectively as the leads in HBO’s love-it-or-hate-it “Flight of the Conchords.” To see a short clip of Surrich’s performance in the film, check out her promo reel here.

You can read  Clatto’s exclusive interview with Laura Surrich here. And, don’t forget to read about Surrich and Lucy Lawless’ extended orgy scene in the upcoming DVD/ Blu-ray release of “Spartacus: Blood and Sand.”

Diagnosis: Death is available now on DVD and Blu-ray disc.

George Lucas announced today that the Star Wars Saga (all six films) will finally be released on Blu-ray disc in the fall of 2011. The news was revealed to over 30,000 fans this morning at the fifth annual Star Wars Celebration taking place in Orlando, Florida.

Billed as the Main Event, Lucas was joined onstage by Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) and Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) during a special Q&A session with Comedy Central player—and noted Star Wars fan—Jon Stewart to premiere never-before-seen footage from 1983’s Return of the Jedi, to be included in the upcoming Blu-ray.

Take a look (courtesy of bootleg vid):

Hamill told fans:

This is my original entrance into the film Return of the Jedi. It was a bit ominous, and was meant to make fans wonder until that Green lightsaber turned on, whether he’d join his father on the darkside or not.

Lucas didn’t reveal much more about the Blu-ray, but did say it would include more deleted scenes, documentaries, and surprises.

Star Wars Celebration V runs through Sunday. Check out some of the convention floor fun in the gallery below:

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The excitement over director Alexandre Aja’s fish-&-chicks frightener Piranha 3-D is reaching a frenzied state. Baited by Aja’s promise of gut-wrenching gore, frivolous nudity, and girl-on-girl action from glamor model/actress Kelly Brook and porn star Riley Steele, moviegoers are expected to turn out in droves schools when the film opens next week.

But, when the popcorn is gone and the floor is littered with candy wrappers and that sticky stuff guys tell their dates moms is just spilled soda, will anyone stay seated for the credits to find out exactly who topless chick #24 was?

Yea, I didn’t think so.

Fortunately, photos of these fresh-off-the-bus, SAG-card-seeking actress wannabes have hit the net (see below), guaranteeing that their bold career choices will forever be appreciated by chronic masturbators everywhere. That may not be fame and fortune, but it’s definitely God’s work.

To see more bikini-clad background babes go here and here. To see 9-minutes of uncensored Piranha 3-D footage, go here.

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This is Oscar-winning actress Hilary Swank showing off her tight bikini-clad bod while vacationing in Hawaii. If your penis is feeling confused, just relax. For years Hollywood has exploited Swank’s toothy smile and Boys Don’t Cry hairdos to get inspirational movies made about butch-looking female role models.

But, if you’re internet stalking paying attention, you’ll notice that Swank—when not baiting the Academy—occasionally lets her hair down to do sexy photo shoots and horror flicks. Her creds include The Reaping, The Black Dahlia, The Core, The Gift, and Hammer Films’ upcoming thriller The Resident. She is also set to star in John Carpenter’s Fangland.

Enjoy:

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