MTV’s neutering of the 1985 MGM horror-comedy Teen Wolf has now gotten a trailer. Despite sharing a title, the network’s re-imaging of the Michael J. Fox film appears to be a completely different beast. For starters, actor Tyler Posey’s teen wolf clearly manscapes … his entire body. Yes, the werewolf is fucking hairless. And, he plays lacrosse instead of basketball!

Hmm. Me thinks producers have been consulting with 11-year-old girls such as this.

MTV’s Teen Wolf stars Posey as Scott McCall, a high-school outcast who gains powers and popularity after being bitten by a wolf. Costars include Skyline’s Crystal Reed as the love interest, Dylan O’Brien as the best friend, and Tyler Hoechlin as the series’ villain.

Meet Tween Wolf (he’s the one without a shirt):