This afternoon, while surfing the net for a deal on footwear and interracial POV porn, I came across some genuinely horrific footage taken from the upcoming season of the CBS reality show “The Amazing Race.”

The clip below features home-shopping hosts Brook Roberts and Claire Champlin competing in a watermelon slingshot event gone terribly wrong.

Take a look:

How fucked up is that? I don’t know what’s worse: taking a watermelon to the face or having a bitch of a friend telling you to carry on!

I have never watched “The Amazing Race” (“Survivor” 4Ever, Beyotches!), but I may have to tune in to the new season on Sept. 26 if this clip is indicative of the shenanigans at hand.