British actress Gemma Arterton was recently photographed in a bikini while on holiday at the beach. The 24-year old starlet caught some sun and fun on a boat with a guy who isn’t nearly as cool as you.

But, don’t feel bad.

Chances are she spent all day talking about her work in Clash of the Titans and Prince of Persia: Sands of Time—just going on-and-on about Sam Worthington’s rugged good looks and Jake Gyllenhaal’s hair.

Who am I kidding? That dude totally got some Arterton nookie … and by nookie I mean anal sex and the kind of sexual high jinks seen in her erotically-charged abduction thriller The Disappearance of Alice Creed.

It’s OK. Go on and cry over the photos:

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