Warner Bros. and Legendary Pictures have released the first official trailer for writer/director Zack Snyder’s (Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole)  eagerly anticipated fantasy-actioner Sucker Punch. The film is headline by Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens, Abbie Cornish, Jaime Chung, Carla Gugino, and Jena Malone.

Peep it:

Ah, movies. They’re magic really. Cinematic voodoo capable of bedazzling our minds with a mix of story, stunts, and special effects. But, some of the biggest and most impressive F/X have nothing to do with blowing up cities or creating giant man-eating monsters.

Hollywood’s most inspired wizardry occurs on the makeup chair. That’s where they can take something that looks like this:

… and work on it for eight hours until it becomes something more penis-friendly like this:

Pretty amazing, huh?

I don’t know about you, but it’s far more important for my penis to believe a film’s heroine is totally bang-able than whether or not the werewolves in Twilight look real (they don’t). Suddenly, I feel bad about forwarding through the makeup/wardrobe awards segment during the Oscars.

To see the magic of makeup at work, check this out:

The Sucker Punch synopsis reads:

Sucker Punch is an epic action fantasy that takes us into the vivid imagination of a young girl whose dream world provides the ultimate escape from her darker reality. Unrestrained by the boundaries of time and place, she is free to go where her mind takes her, but her incredible adventures blur the lines between what’s real and what is imaginary…with potentially tragic consequences.

The film is based on an original screenplay by Zach Snyder and Steve Shibuya. It’s vagina-less costars include Scott Glenn, Jon Hamm, Michael Jai White, and Oscar Isaac.

Sucker Punch arrives in 2-D and 3-D on March 25, 2011.