Warner Bros. held the premiere of its supernatural-western Jonah Hex last night at the Arclight Cinema’s Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California.

Among those in attendance were Josh Brolin and his wife and actress Diane Lane, Megan Fox and her breasts, director Jimmy Hayward, Wes Bentley, Twilight’s Julia Jones, Lance Reddick, Helen Mirren, Kay Panabaker, hard rock outfit Mastodon, James Brolin (Josh’s dad) and his wife Mecha Barbara Streisand.

Now, while I have always praised the Arclight for it’s dedication to keeping families and minorities out of its theaters by charging steep prices for tickets and keeping an army of black security guards at the ready, I gotta say I was disappointed when they asked me to leave the screening and return to the movie I had paid to see … at the two-dollar theater down the street.

But, hey, I will always put myself out there in an effort to provide you with entertainment. Now, enjoy the gallery, you jackals (courtesy of Zimbio):

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