Sir Ben Kingsley took a moment out of promoting Prince of Persia and his other knightly duties to clown big-titty, wannabe-actress Heidi Montag on Funny Or Die.

The bit, a parody of Montag’s unsolicited Transformers 3 audition video, features Kingsley nervously addressing Michael Bay as he too pleads for a role in the highly-anticipated sequel while juggling a gun and, of course, a cup of tea.

Enjoy: