If you’ve ever had to take a shit in a public restroom, you’ve probably worried about a roach crawling up your asshole and/or contracting AIDs from the toilet seat.

Well, now, Spanish filmmaker Daniel Barosa gives us something new to worry about in his latest short La Rubia Del Bano (The Bathroom Blonde).

Hmm. All-in-all, that blonde chick is pretty hot … for me to poop on!