Twilight Saga star Robert Pattinson reveals in the March issue of Details magazine that he hates vaginas and thinks “Negroes” are too loud.

From Details:

Rob, did you know that every time you say actor or acting you lower your voice to a whisper?
He’s genuinely startled. “I do?”
Yes, so quietly it’s like you’re saying Negro.
He laughs, lightens up. “What if we were ‘acting’ like ‘Negroes’? Then we’d be fucked–we couldn’t hear anything. . . .”

Oh, no, he didn’t. I think this calls for a Million Man Movie March on Pattinson’s new rom-com Remember Me. Let the screen talking fly, my angry black brothers!