Looks like “LOST” star Matthew Fox could use a time portal right about now. Stefani Talbott, a 25-year-old Oregon stripper, is claiming that she rode the 43-year-old actor bare-back on two separate occasions last year after meeting him at the Stars Cabaret.

She crows to In Touch Weekly:

I was dancing onstage, and I made eye contact with him immediately. I got so excited. He asked me, ‘Why are you working in a place like this?’ I told him that I am a single mom and needed the money. He absolutely did not mention a wife or family, and I don’t remember him wearing a wedding ring.

Talbott alleges that Fox took her to the house he was staying at that very night and fucked her baby-hole without a jimmy hat. She has told the National Enquirer that she has in her possession incriminating voice mails and texts from the actor.

She says:

We sat around and talked about his show. He complimented me and was saying how down-to-earth I am. He told me he was going to be in town for a couple of days. He didn’t tell me to keep it a secret or anything. He didn’t even use protection. He didn’t seem concerned at all.

Fox has been married to Margherita Ronchi, a former Italian runway model, for 18 years. They have two kids. Spokespeople for Fox have dismissed Talbott’s accusations as false.

OK, has anyone stopped to think that maybe this wasn’t Fox? That maybe it was really Smokie Monster Fox? Just saying.