Alicia Silverstone is teaming up again with Clueless director Amy Heckerling on the vampire-love-story Vamps. Silverstone will costar with Krysten Ritter as New York vampires whose friendship and immortality are threatened when they each find love.

Hmm. I think Silverstone should reunite with whomever directed the 1993 jailbait-thriller The Crush. How cool would it be to see a followup to that film that presents Silverstone, 33, as an older chick obsessed with some young dude? They could call it The Cougar: Crush 2. Or, Crush Harder. I dunno. I’m an idea man not a title guy.

Vamps is set to start shooting in April.

The following is a completely unrelated PETA ad featuring a nude Silverstone (not only did it make me stop eating meat; it made me beat my meat too).