OK, I’m guessing that, if you have a penis and acne, you probably caught the first official Iron Man 2 trailer the minute it hit the web. But, for those of you that have jobs and female companionship, here it is to enjoy at your leisure:

Why do superhero movies always have like 50 added heroes and villains in their sequels? It’s ridiculous. All you need is one bad guy per film and maybe one new hot chick in vinyl and thigh-high boots. Anything more than that is overkill. Even the Dark Knight, arguably the best comic book movie ever made, walked the line by throwing Two-Face into the mix.

Still, I gotta admit, this trailer looks pretty bad-ass. Guess, I’ll be in line come May 7.